Things To Avoid Saying
While Having Dinner With
People You Went To High School With
And Their Girlfriends/Fiancees

Tested by ASHL staff, 1.20.2000

"Well, if it isn't a little reunion of the class of Homo High."

"You're awfully fat for a model."

"You lost another job?"

"He cheated on you how many times?"

"You maxed out how many credit cards?"

"No, you can definitely hold another drink."

"I'm not paying."