A few months ago, me and my girlfriend created a new
Yahoo! character to fill a gap that Amber couldn't
fill. His name was Corey Fledman, and he was a metalhead.
Here's what he looks like. Click on his picture for
Yahoo! profile fun.
put together an ineptly-written ad stating that he
was looking for "Tits with Stix" to play
drums in his new band in the Hartford, Connecticut
area. Unfortunately, we only got one reply, but it
was a doozy.
You said you were looking for tits with stix, well
I'm your girl.
I'm a kick ass drummer from new orleans, unfortunantly
I live no where near hartford, but I'll be in NY
visiting my brother next summer. You look like you
know a good fuckin song when you hear one, I too
wanna put together a total sleezy glam rock sunset
strip 1989 type band. I got the look and the stix
for the job, write me back sometime, and STAY ROCKIN!!!
even better, she attached some pictures.
were so flabbergasted by this turn of events that
it took us a couple of months to write back.
You play drums??? In the pix you r playing guitar!
I play guitar and I rage. So I donnot need a nother
Do you have tapes or video of you playing???
ps you r freakin' hot babe!!!
were seriously considering driving up to Hartford
and setting up a PO box just to have video of this
crazy woman playing the drums. She wrote back.
That picture with my guitar is just for looks man,
I'm a KICK ASS drummer, although I do play some
rhythem guitar, bass, and keyboards. I don't even
have that guitar anymore man, I hocked it in april
to see WASP, lol. Where have you been? I wrote to
you like months ago. -GlamGirl-
that, we really couldn't think of anything that would
be any funnier than that to say back to her. Goodnight,
GlamGirl, wherever you are.