Respective Quality Comparison

Attribute Squirrel Jensen Winner
Height Approx. 10" 5'9" Jensen
Weight Approx. 7 lb. 161 lb. Squirrel
Eyesight Keen Poor Squirrel
Lifespan 8-12 years 68-72 years Jensen
Mating frequency 2 times/year .67 times/year Squirrel
Fur coverage Entire body Top of head only Squirrel
Touslability High Medium Squirrel
Tendency to bite High Medium Jensen
Cuteness (general) Extremely high Low Squirrel
HTML skills Unknown Low Jensen
Total 6 4 Squirrel