Personal Ads I Have Taken Out

Don't bother

If you're reading this, I'm probably not interested in you. Not to be mean, or anything, but really. You're probably not interested in me either. #1431

Mencken Seeks Parker

Drunken, bilious old man with unpleasant opinions seeks acerbic woman to have nothing to do with me. #5830

Enjoy Modern Tragedy

Occasionally drunken, collapsing, full of ghosts. 21, confused, insomniac. Seeks temporary solace, relief from own company. Insecure hermits encouraged. I am no longer insane. #8825

Stupid, lonely, ugly.