A while back I was feuding with the stupid honky leader of a retarded
graffiti crew who claimed to be a "philosopher/graf artist." Here's
a harassing email I sent him that basically makes fun of everything
he holds dear. He threatened to beat me up and kill me and such
if he ever saw me but the next time I saw him I made kiss-faces
at him and he didn't do anything. Jake Dobkin, if you're reading
this, you're a pussy.
Hi! I know you don't know me, but boy would
I ever like to join your kicking graffiti crew! You guys sound
like real hell-raiser rebellious guys! My mommy gave me $400 and
said I can be as rebellious as I want with it! I got a tattoo!
I got in trouble because I talked to a cop in a mean voice! Actually
it was a security guard! But he was big! I like to "throw down"
graffiti! I like to do it! I am a good painter and i "tag" too!
Sometimes when I "tag" someplace I pee all over it too! I drink
malt liquor, but only ironically! I'm "down!" I shop "on 125th
st east of Amsterdam" because all the "brothers" know I'm "down!"
That's cool! You guys are like my soulmates, 'cause I'm really
smart too, and quote from Allen Ginsberg! He fucked me in the
ass at a NAMBLA meeting! It was cool, but I'm not a homo! Are
you a homo? If you are, that's cool, OK? I like to listen to rap
and hip-hop! It makes me feel tough, like Eazy-E! Wait! He's dead!
But he's still tough! He fucked a lot of bitches! I like the fact
that you have those two bitches down the hall always have their
door open so they can see who's coming down the hall! They're
skanky! But that's OK, man, 'cause I'm "down!" I also have a sensitive
side! I listen to Morrissey, too! Sometimes I cry! But I didn't
cry when I got my tattoo, which is full of deep and meaningful
meaning for me but nobody else understands it! Anyway, I'd like
to join your "crew" but I can't run over rooftops in Chelsea with
you because I'm in a wheelchair.
MC 2 Hype Honky Cripple