Hi. My name is K. Thor Jensen and this is my website, A Short And Happy Life. I don't really have a mission statement or a purpose or anything for it. I've been running it for something like four years now, under different names and locations, but this current incarnation's the best, I think. Here's a little description of the different parts, OK? Sitting In My Drink, Still Drunk is a very sporadically updated anthology of true stories from myself and friends of mine. I should update it more. Everything there is really good. Amber Forever is probably the most popular part of the site. That's where I pretend to be a 14-year old girl and mess with pedophiles over the Internet. The Old Archive is an index of the material produced during a previous incarnation of the site. Some of it is good, some of it is bad. I don't even know anymore. Oneaday is kind of like my diary, if you want to read my diary. It's the most current and most regularily updated section. Dogsjournal has been described a lot of ways but really it's just about dogs and getting rid of dogs. My portfolio is there so people can hopefully give me work, as I'm really fucking poor at the moment. The store is there for the same reason. And then there's the about page, which you're reading, and the home page which you came here from and should probably go back to. Contact: email kthor@shortandhappy.com AIM: kthorjensen