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004: Dennis From GR
This Greek fellow was a little confusing on a number of levels, from his eye infection to his insistence
that Amber believe that the islands of Greece are the best in the world. Better than the Micronesian islands?
Somehow I think not. Again, still early in Amber's development, as she tries new ways of toying with men.
dennis5_gr: afew years ago i had a terrible situation with my eyes.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What happened?
dennis5_gr: i got a very rare disease called IRITIS
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What did it do?
dennis5_gr: ITS AN INFECTION OF THE EYE
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Gross! Why are you shouting?
dennis5_gr: I went to a specialist in Sigapoore
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Singapore? Where do u live?
dennis5_gr: in the land of gods and heroes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: South Carolina?
dennis5_gr: when my land had a great civilazation south carolina lived in caves
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: North Carolina?
dennis5_gr: sme there.anyway,anothere continet.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Virginia?
dennis5_gr: come on don"t they teach anything at school?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am only 14!
dennis5_gr: i know that.you did have a boyfriend though!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Used to
dennis5_gr: that doesnT stop you yo learn history
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? My boyfriend wasn't a teacher!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He was a westside crip
dennis5_gr: all you yankies are so illiterate!!!!!!111
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am from California!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Not New York!
dennis5_gr: i don"t mean to offend you
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's okay, Dennis. Are you from Germany?
dennis5_gr: callifornia has two good things as rar as i know
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Luge and me?
dennis5_gr: i am not a kraut
dennis5_gr: who"s luge?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I just guessed "gr" might mean germany
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Luge is a sport!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You slide down ice!
dennis5_gr: Germany is D Deutshland
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So what is gr?
dennis5_gr: GREECE
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Ha ha!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm so dumb!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is greece like?
dennis5_gr: you haven"t been around too much i think
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Only to Miliptas
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And Ventura
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do they have westside crips in greece?
dennis5_gr: Greece is paradise on Earth
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wow!
dennis5_gr: i don"t think so
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No westside crips?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I only date westside crips.
dennis5_gr: no crips at all
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thats too bad. Are there bloods?
dennis5_gr: we have fantastic islands 100000 of them
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's a salad dressing!
dennis5_gr: thats where it took the name from
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wow! I'll never eat the salad the same again!
dennis5_gr: do as you like .the islands are still the best on earth
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Better than the micronesian islands?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't believe you dennis!
dennis5_gr: ask someone who knows. CRETA,RHODOS,MYKONOS etc
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'll ask my dad, Just a second!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad says that your islands suck.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Is your dad fat?
dennis5_gr: no you silly !!!!!!!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Are there gangs in grease?
dennis5_gr: grease is used on machinery .you mean GREECE!!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I mean grease, you greasy little man! LOLOLOL!
dennis5_gr: YOU MIXED ME UP!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, your inbred parents did that, greaser!
dennis5_gr: U NEEDN"T BE RUDE
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes I do need to be rude! You were rude to me! said I was illiterate!
dennis5_gr: sorry i take thet back
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay, I'm sorry for calling you a greasy little foreigner.
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