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006: DJ Johnny Vagina Carrot
This guy was utterly repugnant in every way, shape and form. Amber's dad makes another appearnace as the rational,
caring father we all knew he was, and the cops even show up. This follows up on the very common theme of Amber
mutilating or injuring herself in some way while chatting with people, although this one takes a fairly realistic
approach. Also note that this guy's imitation of a doctor is the worst ever.
djjohnnyquest2000: HI AMBER whats new ,have u ever had cyber-sex before
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes I have, super hannah barbera dj 2000!
djjohnnyquest2000: are you interested in having cyber-sex right now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes I am! Call me haji!
djjohnnyquest2000: what exactly do u have on
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Pants and extras
djjohnnyquest2000: take it all of
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay, just a second
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You too
djjohnnyquest2000: i am done taking mine of
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am too! I am naked
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad is looking at me funny
djjohnnyquest2000: think about something that makes you very horny and start to touch yourself
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad is really wondering what's going on over here
djjohnnyquest2000: is your varina wte by any chance
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is a varina? And what is wte?
djjohnnyquest2000: my bad my typing sucks ,i ment is your vagina wet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes! a little bit! Is your penis wet?
djjohnnyquest2000: just a little, take your fingre and pass around your vagina and taste it tell me how it tastes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Just a second
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad is looking over here
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I gotta go talk to him real quick
djjohnnyquest2000: hurry up so we can get started
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay I'm back, sorry!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He wanted to know why I was on the computer naked
djjohnnyquest2000: what did you tell him
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I told him I was talking to a doctor
djjohnnyquest2000: good.have you tasted yourself as yet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, I told him that the doctor told me to do that too.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If he comes you have to pretend you're a doctor OK or I'll get in trouble
djjohnnyquest2000: do u like how u taste
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's kind of weird - does this make me a lesbian?
djjohnnyquest2000: no way baby ,think about someone sucking your cunt and start to finger your self
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay, I guess I will. What are you doing?
djjohnnyquest2000: playing with my dick.I want u to get an orgasm
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't know if we have any orgasms in the fridge. I'll check though'
djjohnnyquest2000: do you have a cucumber if so get the biggest one u have
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Just a sec, let me check
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Ok i'm back - we have carrots, celery, lettuce and green beans
djjohnnyquest2000: take the largest carrot u have and start to fuck yourself with it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What do you mean? Like kiss it?
djjohnnyquest2000: no put it up your vagina and move it in and out of it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh weird! Ok! I understand so that's what sex is like
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you put a carrot in your penis?
djjohnnyquest2000: no but if I were there with u I will put my penis in your vagina
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: With the carrot? Weird!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: ioh wait my dad's coming in the room again.
djjohnnyquest2000: no the carrot is just doing what my penis would of being doing if Iwere there
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad wants to talk to you I'll put him on now
djjohnnyquest2000: sure
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Hello? My daughter informed me she was talking to a doctor online.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am a little new at these internet services so please be patient with me.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is wrong with my daughter?
djjohnnyquest2000: yes she is ,I am a gynocoligist ,I doing reasearch with your daughter
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You can do research over the Internet? What kind of research?
djjohnnyquest2000: so far she seem's normal and healthy but i need to continue with her for a while longer
djjohnnyquest2000: yes ,once the patient gives honest reply's the info can be processed in the proper manner
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: All right, that is fine. Where is your office located in case she needs to come in?
djjohnnyquest2000: _my office is quite in Grenada ,but none of the test subjects need to come here.For starters it's to far
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am concerned that my daughter may be sexually active and lying to me about it. What do you recommend I do?
djjohnnyquest2000: the best thing to do is to trust her and supply her with proper infr on abstanity and condoms so no matter what she does she will be well informed
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you very much, doctor. Right now my daughter seems to have a carrot in her nether regions; is this part of your research?
djjohnnyquest2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Interesting. Is there anything I can do here to assist you?
djjohnnyquest2000: not reaLLY i can take it from here, nice talking to you sir.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you for your time. You are a truly good man.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Here is my daughter.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: hey
djjohnnyquest2000: hi are u ready to continue
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah ok!
djjohnnyquest2000: where is your dad
djjohnnyquest2000: are u still wet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad went out to the garage
djjohnnyquest2000: do you know what to do with the carrot now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's just stuck in my vagina
djjohnnyquest2000: i want you to fuck yourself with it ,are u avirgin
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes I am a virgin - what should I do?
djjohnnyquest2000: shove it as far u as possible then take it out slowly and then shove it up again
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay.
djjohnnyquest2000: how does it feel
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Ow! Ow! Why did you tell me to do that!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It hurted!
djjohnnyquest2000: i think u just took your virginty congrats
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Ow! Ow!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why did you make me do that!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm bleeding
djjohnnyquest2000: continue fucking your self ,
djjohnnyquest2000: don
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No it hurts!
djjohnnyquest2000: then stop ,
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad is coming in he heard me screaming
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: He wants to talk to u again
djjohnnyquest2000: sir I CAN NOW ASSURE U THAT YOUR DAUGHTER IS AVIRGIN SO NO NEED TO WORRY ANYMORE
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me, doctor?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why are you typing in capital letters? My daughter seems to be in some pain here.
djjohnnyquest2000: sorry about the capital letters ,don't worry the pain last a short perior if time she is ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What part of your research is this? She seems to have stabbed herself in her vagina with a carrot!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am trying to clean up the blood but there is quite a lot of it.
djjohnnyquest2000: let me talk to her before i go pleasr
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have some questions for you first, you have hurt my daughter quite badly.
djjohnnyquest2000: tell her to e-mail me at djjohnnyquest2000@yahoo.com i will write back and answer whatever she want's to kniw
djjohnnyquest2000: know
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I have questions for you, sir. Why did you instruct my daughter to insert a 14 inch carrot into her vagina?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have called an ambulance for her.
djjohnnyquest2000: she was enjoying it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is obviously not enjoying it as she is lying on the floor crying and bleeding!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have read about your kind of doctors in the newspapers.
djjohnnyquest2000: she will get over it soon tell her bye for me please or let me talk to her
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She cannot type on the computer, she is bleeding all over the place! There is blood all over the carpet.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am planning to investigate a malpractice suit against you.
djjohnnyquest2000: bye for now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Don't you leave on me you pervert! You have hurt my daughter and I will find you and make you pay!
djjohnnyquest2000: i will check on her tomorraw ,all she has to do is take a shower and get some rest
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is being taken to the hospital!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is bleeding all over, her insides are all cut up!
djjohnnyquest2000: so stop ranting and raving like a fucking lunitic please
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is only 14 you pervert - how could you do something like this?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What kind of person are you?
djjohnnyquest2000: how do u know that are u a doctor
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am not a doctor! I am a college professor!
djjohnnyquest2000: well stick to your job and i will stick to mine
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is your job, hurting young girls?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How do you sleep at night knowing that you have mangled an innocent young girl's reproductive organs?
djjohnnyquest2000: no i have to go now got a patient wating
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will find you, remember that, and I will hurt you for what you have done to my daughter.
djjohnnyquest2000: bye
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where did you get your medical degree?
djjohnnyquest2000: do not threating me i have friends that can make u dissappear
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me, you are the one who has hurt an innocent girl here. I am going to protect my daughter no matter what it takes.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, god, she's screaming so loud and crying so much!
djjohnnyquest2000: if i were u i will take care of my daughter don't mess around
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You did this to my little girl.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How can you do this?
djjohnnyquest2000: put your penis in her to stop the blood from flowing
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What?!?! You are sick.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am going to find out where you live.
djjohnnyquest2000: it's the only way
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How can you - I am...
djjohnnyquest2000: do u want her to die
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Who are you? You are not a doctor!
djjohnnyquest2000: just do it man
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you get off on this? Are you masturbating thinking about my poor hurt daughter? You are truly sick.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You hurt an innocent little girl who never did anything to you.
djjohnnyquest2000: you ass i am a DJ not a fucking doctor
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you lied to me about that? What is a DJ, some kind of specialist?
djjohnnyquest2000: it was your daughter that wanted to have cyber-sex
djjohnnyquest2000: a music specalist
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is cyber sex?
djjohnnyquest2000: ask her ?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She is curled up in a ball crying! I am trying to comfort her I don't want to bring her into your sick world
djjohnnyquest2000: have u put your wood in her cuncun yet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why do you do this?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am a 45 year old divorced man. The only thing in this world that I truly love is my daughter and you have hurt her.
djjohnnyquest2000: good bey ,go and have sex with her it will help u reliev the stress
djjohnnyquest2000: u dirty old man
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are sick. I am going to have you investigated by the police.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: This kind of activity is illegal.
djjohnnyquest2000: I really live in Canada
djjohnnyquest2000: FUCK OF
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm sure it's illegal there as well. Child molestation is a crime and you will go to jail.
djjohnnyquest2000: or do u want to have some sex to
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will be right back, the ambulance is here.
djjohnnyquest2000: bye
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me sir, this is officer Mike Hardee of the San Diego police department, I have read the transcript of this cyber sex session you were having with Ms. Realey, may I speak to you for a moment?
djjohnnyquest2000: hi
djjohnnyquest2000: well say something
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sir, we seem to have a problem here.
djjohnnyquest2000: what's that copper
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There is a 14-year-old girl with minor internal injuries in her vagina seemingly caused by the insertion of a vegetable.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Her father claims that you instructed the girl to do so over the Internet and my reading of this chat log supports this assertion.
djjohnnyquest2000: she wanted to do this i am only 14 myself
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It is a crime to lie to a police officer, sir.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you just take this straight and play ir on the line with me we can get this all taken care of.
djjohnnyquest2000: i thought she new what she was doing tell her i am sorry tell amber to e-mail me when she get's better
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me, answer the question. What is your age and location? Your Yahoo profile says you are 21 and in Wisconsin.
djjohnnyquest2000: anyaway i have to go dont gail me please
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sir, I need you to answer some questions for my report; we can do this the easy way or the difficult way.
djjohnnyquest2000: plus i move tomorrow i will be going to england for some vacation talk to you when i get back leave me a number so i can contact u
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me, I would request that you not leave the country.
djjohnnyquest2000: fuck u
djjohnnyquest2000: try and stop me coppre
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are under suspicion of a crime, sir, and anything you say or do can be held against you. I would like to get this handled without too much trouble.
djjohnnyquest2000: you piece of shit amber told me once that her dad molests he at night
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: When did she tell you that? I would be glad to investigate those allegations.
djjohnnyquest2000: you should jail him not me bye
djjohnnyquest2000: if u want more info ask him
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me, I still need some information from you. You are still being held in contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have records of you instructing Amber to place "the largest carrot she can find" into her vagina.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Did you or did you not tell her to do so?
djjohnnyquest2000: yes u can't see it on the fucking paper
Yahoo! Messenger: djjohnnyquest2000 has logged out.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Please contact your local police department as soon as you log back in. If you fail to do so, I will have Yahoo investigate your account and trace your IP.
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