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008: Islam Sucks
One thing I've found out is that Muslims really don't like it when you deride their religion. Usually most
people have a little bit of tolerance for it but say one word about Mohammed sucking a big fat cock and the
nicest Muslim will turn on you like a rattlesnake. Such was the case with Dilshad here - his english was so
bad that I thought he was retarded for awhile. And then I started in on Allah and things got really ugly and
he threatened to kill me with his penis.
dilshad_c: hay amber how r u i wanna chat u
dilshad_c: if u want
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Hoorah!
dilshad_c: i watch your pic from your profile sincever still i want chat u
dilshad_c: u r very qute baby
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you, but I'm really not sure what you are saying; where are you from?
dilshad_c: i m sure u r very attractive sinceever i watch your pic your pic arrested my attention beside u
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You didn't answer my question: Where are you from?
dilshad_c: i m from pakistan and my name is dilshad and friends call me captain 22/male and looking friend for long relationship
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why do they call you "captain"?
dilshad_c: i m computer graphics designer in an advertising agency
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But that doesn't explain why they call you "captain," dilshad....
dilshad_c: yaar actually i was captian of my cricket team then friend call captain and now it is my nick
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, now I understand.
dilshad_c: by the amber your eyes has very depth
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You aren't making very much sense; your english is terrible.
dilshad_c: amber u r very pretty i many time watch your pic i don't know why have u any other pics
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How do you "watch my pic?" You sit and stare at it? You are pretty retarded.
dilshad_c: hay amber r u there
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, you moron, I'm right here. Stupid Paki.
dilshad_c: actually amber my mother tongue is Urdu and i m not expert in eng. languge if u could not understand any sentence so i excuse
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah, you're no expert, all right. So what do you want to talk about?
dilshad_c: hay amber did u mind anything
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? That doesn't make sense, dimwit.
dilshad_c: sorry amber i sadden u if u don't want chat me so i will be offline ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? You make no sense. Let's chat!
dilshad_c: Hurray thanks amber
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Hurray! What do you want to talk about?
dilshad_c: yaar amber can i ask a question if u dont' mind
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Absoulutely, my deluded little Paki felch buddy
dilshad_c: what is your religion
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am Lutheran, what are you?
dilshad_c: excuse me what is this Lutheran
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Don't you know anything? What religion are YOU, smarty?
dilshad_c: tell what is this Lutheran
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It is a branch of Christianity. Why, what are you, some kind of retarded Muslim or something?
dilshad_c: perfect i m Muslim actualy your name is like muslim
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you worship that fat homosexual Allah?
dilshad_c: so i understood that u r muslim anyway
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I am NOT muslim, you stupid idiot. I am CHRISTIAN.
dilshad_c: hay amber what about your family
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What do you mean? I live with my father.
dilshad_c: hay rude what r u saying
dilshad_c: r u ental
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What do you mean, Dilshad?
dilshad_c: mental
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Am I mental? All humans are both mental and physical, not to mention spiritual, you dumb Muslim.
dilshad_c: what do u mean of (worship that fat homosexual Allah?)
dilshad_c: do u know mean of homosexual which u r using with my (GOD) it is very rudity
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You worship Allah, right?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why is God in (parentheses)?
dilshad_c: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And Allah is homosexual, right?
dilshad_c: i worship 5 times a day i believe on Essah
dilshad_c: what do u mean mental girl
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am saying that your religion is stupid and gay.
dilshad_c: u r quit mental girl how u say i say that christion is stupid religion in world
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you could speak english, your insults would mean something, Muslim.
dilshad_c: i m not expert in eng. but i know what u want say i hate u i fuck u bloody fool
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, you are no expert. Why don't you insult me in Urdu, you dirty Paki ponce. And then go lick Allah's asshole.
dilshad_c: your pic is very pretty but u r very ugly
dilshad_c: your heart is very ugly
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My heart is pretty with the love of Jesus Christ!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But your stupid Muslim dirty arse is going to Hell
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: where you suck Allah and Mohammed's cheesy penises forever
dilshad_c: i will fuck u i fuck your mother i will fuck your all family
dilshad_c: not your heart is dirty
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You will fuck me, but I'm dirty?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You will get your tiny little faggot Muslim penis dirty, moron.
dilshad_c: if your heart be pretty u don't insult anyother religion son of bitch
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am not the son of anything, Captain Fag, I am a girl.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: PRAISE ALLAH!
dilshad_c: u r very bhen chud
dilshad_c: main tum ko raat main choodoon gaa bloody fool
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What does that gibberish mean, do you have food in your mouth?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: PRAISE ALLAH!
dilshad_c: now u r on line
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes I am, online with JESUS!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: PRAISE ALLAH!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you want to cyber?
dilshad_c: i was saying bad in my language
dilshad_c: yeap u r very pretty i want fuck u will u fuck me
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Of course, but you have to denounce Allah and become a Christian
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I care about your soul
dilshad_c: nope it is impossible i have say that Muslim religion is best in world - u should read it about muslim then u should decide what is right and what is wrong
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have read about Islam, I have taken extensive theological studies.
dilshad_c: if i be there then i explain u
dilshad_c: u did not study deeply
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I spent three years studying your evil religion
dilshad_c: then u r using rude language bitch
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, I am, dumbass. Because you are going to Hell unless you become a Christian and have cyber sex with me.
dilshad_c: no! u r making a big mistake all person will be go in hell except Muslims.u don't know about islam u don't know about islam like a sand Islam is a great religion u should study Islami book "Quran"
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I have read the Qur'an. Have you read the Bible?
dilshad_c: hay if i accept your religion so can u give me American Visa
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What does that mean? Like a credit card?
dilshad_c: AlQuran is the fourth and last book of allah
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's nice and all, but you need to be a Christian before we cyber.
dilshad_c: no first i will be come there then i will be accept your religion on your hand
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? You want to come to America? Why?
dilshad_c: i m computer graphics designer and in Pakistan is not more scoope in designing line and there is big scoope in designing ine
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What the hell is "scoope?" A satanic Muslim word?
dilshad_c: Scope = Charm
dilshad_c: future
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Charm does not mean the same thing as Scope and that doesn't mean the same thing as Future! Who taught you English, retard?
dilshad_c: ok ok i have said u that i m not expert in eng. just u don;t know Urdu
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's right, because Urdu is not a Christian language
dilshad_c: tum samajh rahi ho main kia keh raha hoon
dilshad_c: so why u be angry on my eng i have say my mother tongue is Urdu just your mother tongue is Eng. ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But your mother tongue is stupid!
dilshad_c: i fuck your mother tongue
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? You are so funny! Let's cyber the Christian way!
dilshad_c: if i reach there then
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: CYBER, brainiac! We do it ON THE COMPUTER
dilshad_c: i will couplate with u
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: "Couplate?" You mean "couplate." So let's go!
dilshad_c: i will suck your ass pretty and devil baby
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Elif air ab tizak!
dilshad_c: what is this (Elif air ab tizak)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's Arabic. I thought it was like Urdu but I guess not.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So let's cyber sex!
dilshad_c: but how
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Have you never cyber sexed before?
dilshad_c: urdu is totally different from Arabi
dilshad_c: nope
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay, well you tell me what you want to do to me while you masturbate
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And I do the same!
dilshad_c: first u open your body
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What do you mean, "open my body"? Like with a knife?
dilshad_c: nope yaar what u say with out clothes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is "yaar"?
dilshad_c: yaar = buddy = friend
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's not a very sexy thing to call somebody!
dilshad_c: yaar in urdu
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay, so I am without clothes! You open your body too!
dilshad_c: so how i call u
dilshad_c: yes i have and panis is enlarging do u know my panis size is 8" above
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? Call me "Sexy Slutty," I like that.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Your panis is 8" above what? Above the law?
dilshad_c: r u slutty
dilshad_c: how
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: that's what you should call me! Sexy Slutty!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Or call me jinsiyaat!
dilshad_c: but u r not slutty u r very pretty lovelable
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So let's have cyber sex!
dilshad_c: i will call u lovelady
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No! If you want to cyber call me "Sexy Slutty."
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No choice.
dilshad_c: so white ass ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? Yes, my ass is white. What will you call me?
dilshad_c: nope your nick is white ass
dilshad_c: have u your nude pic
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: NO NO NO! If you want to have sex you have to call me what I like to be called. Otherwise no sex.
dilshad_c: ok ok as u well
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you! What are you doing now?
dilshad_c: then jinsiyaat! is ok but how u get it this word it is urdu word
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Jesus told me.
dilshad_c: have u your nude pic
dilshad_c: ok
dilshad_c: ok jesus
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, no nude pics. Do you?
dilshad_c: nope yaar
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Don't call me yaar! Call me sexy slutty!
dilshad_c: ok sexy slutty
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Ok! let's have cyber sex!
dilshad_c: ok lets go
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: what will you do with your panis?
dilshad_c: it is in oil
dilshad_c: and what r u doingwith your ass
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: In OIL? What kind of oil? Motor oil?
dilshad_c: nope olive oil
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Weird! Are you going to cook it?
dilshad_c: yes now i m jerking off
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Weird! what does the olive oil do?
dilshad_c: hay what r u doing now
dilshad_c: hay do u fucked before with any guy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am watching u jerk off! It is sexy!
dilshad_c: insert your finger in your ass and start jerking
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: In my ASS? Don't you mean in my vagina?
dilshad_c: ass mean inyour front hole
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, it doesn't, bad-english boy! Ass is the BACK hole. VAGINA is the front hole.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you understand?
dilshad_c: yes lets start i m feeling too horny
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay! Now what should I do?
dilshad_c: u open your lets i will insert my panis inyour ass
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why my ass? Is that normal? Why not my vagina?
dilshad_c: no yaar i will fuck only to u
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? American girls don't get fucked in the ass. That is for dirty foreigners.
dilshad_c: hay what is this vagina i could not understand this word
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It is the front hole, what you call an "ass."
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: In English, ASS means the BACK HOLE
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I told you this already. Islam has made you stupid.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay?
dilshad_c: u stupid i don't full know your eng. if i say in Urdu say (Gaand) then do u know
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, but we are having this conversation and this cyber sex in English, not in Urdu.
dilshad_c: ok then u want that i insert my panis in your Gaand
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Gaand? Does that mean vagina?
dilshad_c: YEP
dilshad_c: I WILL INSERT IN YOUR ASS OR IN YOUR MOUTH
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: HOORAY! I SPEAK URDU!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, insert into my gaaaaaaand!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't take it in the ass.
dilshad_c: HAHAHAH
dilshad_c: U R NICE GIRL
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why are you yelling?
dilshad_c: as u well i want do this in real i have also many time do jerk off but now i want fuck a girl in real
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Have you ever fucked a girl in real?
dilshad_c: nope
dilshad_c: it is first time LOL
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why not? Is it because you are a Muslim?
dilshad_c: i dont' saw a open girl in life i alway saw in magzine or in internet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is an "open girl?"
dilshad_c: nude girl
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How old are you?
dilshad_c: 24 year old sexy guy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are 24 years old and sexy but you have never seen a nude girl?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You must not be that sexy.
dilshad_c: nope yeaar here is not easily available a girl like u
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why not? Are they all slutty Muslims?
dilshad_c: u bithch your language is too bad
dilshad_c: ok amber i wanna to go home see u later ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, it is better than Urdu! Let's keep sexing!
dilshad_c: your mind is crazy mental and mad u fucked together son is fucking mother and father is fucking daugher
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Untrue
dilshad_c: it is tru u did not watch movie Nina
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What movie is that? Some Pakistani porno film?
dilshad_c: nope it is on your culture your society and your home
dilshad_c: movie
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: "Nina"? Never heard of it. Who directed it?
dilshad_c: which u do together
dilshad_c: bitch i m going now it name is better for u
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What about the sex? I am open!
dilshad_c: Nina's movies has part 9 or 10 part
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? WHO IS THE DIRECTOR, you Paki shitter?
dilshad_c: ok bitch see u tomarrow i will fuck u in dream i will insert my panis in your mouth in your ass and in your gand
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: In that order?
dilshad_c: u wait i will come in your dream and i will be fuck u u be careful in dream
dilshad_c: and u should sleep with preparation i mean oil and other necessary things ok bitch ciya
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? How can you come in a dream? Is this an evil power granted to you by the Lord of Faggots, Allah?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Answer me in the name of Jesus!
dilshad_c: i will tear your gaand with my tongue and then u will be accept my all thing
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wow! You must have a strong tongue! Is it from licking Mohammed's ass?
dilshad_c: nope bitch is better for u - u r not able for name of jesus
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I love Jesus and Jesus will crush your false god Allah and then fuck him in the ass.
dilshad_c: i can't say bad your prophet cos we believe it but i will must kill u with fucking
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You will kill me with fucking? How?
dilshad_c: if God will then i will must kill with my panis
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You will kill me with your panis? Wow! It must be very small and sharp!
dilshad_c: son of bitch and your all family is ralted from Dog u fucking with dog and your mother was fucked with dog then u was came in world
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Is that in the Qur'ran?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Becuase in the Bible it says:
dilshad_c: not in Bible 3
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And Dilshad_c, also known as the Captain, takes men's penises in his ass all day and night
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And Jesus kicked Allah in the nuts
dilshad_c: it was in bible
dilshad_c: i will fuck u and your jesus
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Your "bible" is probably just an old issue of TV Guide. How poor are you? I heard your country can't afford food.
dilshad_c: bitch
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What about the sex?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want your small sharp panis!
dilshad_c: but we don't fuck our mother and our sister
dilshad_c: we respect our older
dilshad_c: u r rude u don't respect our older
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Just because you are older doesn't mean you are better, you stupid virgin!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You have never even seen a naked woman! How gay is that!
dilshad_c: fuck u and your mother and your jesus and your all sis
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Nice try, you moron, but you have to fuck ME first. So come on! Have sex with me! I will give you visa and ass!
dilshad_c: u don't worry i will watch you without clothes and then i will fuck u
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So that would be your first time, huh?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: LET'S DO IT! TALK DIRTY TO ME!
dilshad_c: my panis is enlarging
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Hooray! My vagina is enlarging!
dilshad_c: and top of panis is coming drops like gum
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Like GUM? Like chewing gum?
dilshad_c: will u drink my pea
dilshad_c: nope gand is not be enlarging
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Your pea? You don't know too much about sex, do you?
dilshad_c: yaar i want fuck u in ral
dilshad_c: in real
dilshad_c: will u drink my seed
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Well, you have to prove to me that you are worthy of sex by giving me good cyber sex.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So make me feel pretty
dilshad_c: i email my seed by internet ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes! Please do!
dilshad_c: how i make u pretty t
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You don't know much about girls, do you? Boys are more your speed.
dilshad_c: when my panis will go in your ass then u will be atomatically pretty
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How does your panis in my ass make me pretty?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Is that Urdu fashion? Do all the girls walk around with panises in their asses?
dilshad_c: yes when i will do then u will be understand i will be insert my panis in your ass and it will be out from your mouth
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? Okay, let me get this straight: first it goes in my ass, then my mouth? When do I get to have an orgasm?
dilshad_c: if u don't believe u come here or call me there then i will be show u how is this possible
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I know how it's possible, but you have to give the woman pleasure, too, you know...
dilshad_c: ok slty, dirty, and bitch babe i will come in your dream u wait my i will come must see u
dilshad_c: ok slty, dirty, and bitch babe i will come in your dream u wait my i will come must see u
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wonderful! What will the dream be like?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Sometime I dream that I am flying
dilshad_c: ciya gandoo baby
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: See me in my dreams!
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