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018: Wrestling
Buff Bagwell is a terrible, oiled-up prettyboy professional wreslter. Quite an alias to adopt when chatting up girls
on the Internet. Wrestling fans are always fun to mess with because the odds are good that they've never seen a boobie
in real life and are very pleased to have any soical interaction with a "girl." Together, we have the best Wrestlemania
ever.
buffbagwell99_2000: hi a/s/l
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wow! Are you the famous wrestler?
buffbagwell99_2000: yup
buffbagwell99_2000: lol
buffbagwell99_2000: not really
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are or you aren't?
buffbagwell99_2000: im not
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You just have the same name?
buffbagwell99_2000: it is just sn
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What is "sn?"
buffbagwell99_2000: screen name
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, so you are a big liar and a faker?
buffbagwell99_2000: no
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you say something that is not true, you are a liar!
buffbagwell99_2000: i know
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So wrestle for me!
buffbagwell99_2000: i got my friend in a head lock
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I want you to wrestle me!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: In the ring!
buffbagwell99_2000: im not the real Buff
buffbagwell99_2000: im just buff( strong)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Prove it! Wrestle me!
buffbagwell99_2000: no
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Then I don't wanna talk to you.
buffbagwell99_2000: ill only fuck u
buffbagwell99_2000: ur pic is hot
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You have a foul mouth!
buffbagwell99_2000: i know
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I only like wrestling boys!
buffbagwell99_2000: ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So let's cyber wrestle!
buffbagwell99_2000: k
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay, ring the bell!
buffbagwell99_2000: ding ding ding
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay! We climb in the ring!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I punch you in the face!
buffbagwell99_2000: k this is stupid
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I am getting very turned on!
buffbagwell99_2000: ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You go!
buffbagwell99_2000: i grab your arm and put u in a hammerlock
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, yeah!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I reverse the hammerlock and give you a bodyslam in the middle of the ring!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, keep going! I am getting so horny! We will fuck soon!
buffbagwell99_2000: i instantly get up and grab u by the neck and slam u down
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, yeah! I roll out of the ring and get a steel chair
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Are you there?
buffbagwell99_2000: yup
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I get a bottle of lighter fluid and set the chair on fire!
buffbagwell99_2000: o shit
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I swing the chair and hit you in the back, your nasty skin bubbling and melting under the intense heat
buffbagwell99_2000: that is painful
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Painfully sexy!
buffbagwell99_2000: ohh yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am having an orgasm as I take a razor blade and cut your forehead
buffbagwell99_2000: all i see is crimsom red
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Great!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: More!
buffbagwell99_2000: it is all over the place
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wonderful! The smell of burning flesh fills my nose!
buffbagwell99_2000: red spots all over
buffbagwell99_2000: ohh im gettin horney
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Great!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I take my scythe and carve up your stomach, the blood dripping on the mats!
buffbagwell99_2000: the emts r commin and i tell them to go away cause im not dead yet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah! I drag you to the top of the cage!
buffbagwell99_2000: as blood is all over it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah! Then I tuck your head between my thighs (it is going to get SEXXXY here!)
buffbagwell99_2000: oh HELL Yeah
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I grind your head between my soft white thighs!
buffbagwell99_2000: im startin to get hungry
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Good, because you're about to eat something hot!
buffbagwell99_2000: Just to let u know i am THE AMERICAN BAD ASS
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Right! Bad Ass!
buffbagwell99_2000: i want to tap ur bad ass
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay! Just a second!
buffbagwell99_2000: k
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I lift your feet up and dive off the cage, piledriving you twelve feet onto the concrete! Your spinal column breaks with a sickening snap and you are paralyzed from the neck down!
buffbagwell99_2000: the pain makes my dick throb for somethin to eat
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You can't feel anything below your chin so you cannot feel your penis throbbing. Sorry!
buffbagwell99_2000: damn
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah, but wait - the SEXY PART is coming soon!
buffbagwell99_2000: k cool
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: As you lay on the ground, paralyzed for life, your neck broken and blood pouring out of your ears, the damage starts to affect your brain.
buffbagwell99_2000: k
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You see beautiful colors dancing in front of your eyes as you lose control of your bowels. A hot jet of shit shoots down your leg as you feel your body dying.
buffbagwell99_2000: k
buffbagwell99_2000: then what im brain dead
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Here comes the sexy part!
buffbagwell99_2000: r u typing??
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Hold on!
buffbagwell99_2000: k
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You die. As you die, your penis hardens and shoots a thin coil of sperm through a rip in my wrestling tights. It trickles into my vagina!
buffbagwell99_2000: oh BABY!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't get pregnant, though, because I'm on the pill. You die. I win the match! Hooray! I am the champion!
buffbagwell99_2000: ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That was great! You are very good at this!
buffbagwell99_2000: thxs
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, don't talk - you're dead.
buffbagwell99_2000: ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Bye bye!
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