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019: French Lesbian Camp
Amber, being a typical teenager, gets put on lots of chain letters and mailing lists and the like, and she usually
replies to them with a heaping helping of vitroil. Oh, and she makes sure to hit "Reply All" so everybody gets to read.
Obnoxious? Oh, most certainly. However, most people simply can't believe that a total stranger would be so cruel to
them. And hence, this teenage girl wanting to know what my deal was.
iloveaudioadrenline: hey do u know monica aualkenbush?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes!
iloveaudioadrenline: how?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: We went to camp together
iloveaudioadrenline: camp?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, French lesbians camp
iloveaudioadrenline: u wish well u have been emailing her and saying sum pretty mean things whats up with that?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: She has spurned my advances
iloveaudioadrenline: she what?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: We were lovers at French lesbian camp but when we came back to America she did not want anything to do with me.
iloveaudioadrenline: ummmm u must have the wrong monica shes not a lesiban
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Not anymore!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I was the only woman for her!
iloveaudioadrenline: lol she never was
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, only for six weeks at French lesbian camp.
iloveaudioadrenline: well hun shes not a lezzy never was and u need to get the rite monica
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What do you mean? She is the right Monica for ME.
iloveaudioadrenline: shes not the same one ur talking about!
iloveaudioadrenline: damnit shes 13 and lives in indiana!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I know, I am 15 and live in San Diego. We met at camp in Canada.
iloveaudioadrenline: sure u did!
iloveaudioadrenline: well anyways u need to get over ur fucking self and stop emailin her
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I just want her to come back to San Diego and stay with me!
iloveaudioadrenline: LOL UR 15!!
iloveaudioadrenline: my gawd!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes!
iloveaudioadrenline: ok obvioulsy ur not getting my point shes not the same monica ur refering to
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, she is. She is ashamed of the hothot lesbian pussy love we shared.
iloveaudioadrenline: lemme get this straight....
iloveaudioadrenline: your a lezzy...u think my best friend is....u had sum dream about going to a lezzy camp
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It was not a dream! Ask her about French camp!
iloveaudioadrenline: yea ok i will
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you speak French? (I am really asking if you are a lesbian)
iloveaudioadrenline: no i dont speak french
iloveaudioadrenline: i know ur not one!
iloveaudioadrenline: i mean u got boyz under ur intrests on ur profile
iloveaudioadrenline: and u did not mention 1 thing abotu lezzys!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh, that's just so my Dad doesn't get mad at me.
iloveaudioadrenline: c'mon give me sum credit here!
iloveaudioadrenline: i bet
iloveaudioadrenline: so lemme get this straight ur mom send u to a lezzy camp so u can eat pussy all summer
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My mom is dead.
iloveaudioadrenline: sorry.. so ur dad sends u to canada to do that?
iloveaudioadrenline: i am sooo lost here
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I told my dad I was going to KKK camp. I lied to him. He is very racist.
iloveaudioadrenline: ok lezzy was messed but kkk is sooooo much worse!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I know! My dad is so crazy!
iloveaudioadrenline: ok....
iloveaudioadrenline: u need help no offense
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Monica promised that I could come to Indiana and live with her!
iloveaudioadrenline: her parents would not allow that!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes they would, her dad is gay and her mother only has one leg.
iloveaudioadrenline: OK U DEFF GOT THE WRONG PERSON!
iloveaudioadrenline: i know them!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Have you looked very closely at her mom's leg? It is fake.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I saw the pictures of her stump.
iloveaudioadrenline: her dad is maried to a woman named carrie and her mom lives b side me!
iloveaudioadrenline: i kno her mother they live b side me!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So go over and ask to see her wooden leg.
iloveaudioadrenline: u totally got the wrong person!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No I don't! Ask her about French camp and my crazy dad!
iloveaudioadrenline: do u got a pic or any proof u can show me NOW that says that ur story is true
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I would have to scan the pics from French Lesbian camp.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: They are very dirty.
iloveaudioadrenline: oh well is it of monica? i want proof
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, and other girls
iloveaudioadrenline: well scan them! damnit i want proof
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Are you a fan of lesbian porn?
iloveaudioadrenline: no not really
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Then why do you want this smut?
iloveaudioadrenline: to know if u r telling the truth just scan them!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: How many should I scan? There are nearly 50 pictures.
iloveaudioadrenline: stop making exuses
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Monica is only in 15 of them
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you want one of us together?
iloveaudioadrenline: pic any one just make sure i can see monicas face
iloveaudioadrenline: yea
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you want one of us having dildo sex or what?
iloveaudioadrenline: i want one of u two together that would prove that to me
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: There are a couple of pix that my dad is in, too - do you want those?
iloveaudioadrenline: i dont care!
iloveaudioadrenline: JUST SEND ME ONES OF U AND MON
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you want the ones that were in Big Lesbian Hooters magazine?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Those are very nice.
iloveaudioadrenline: I WANT PROOF AND I HAVE TO GO SOON!
iloveaudioadrenline: damnit just send me one!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where should I send this illegal underage lesbian porno?
iloveaudioadrenline: braceletbabe@xxxxxx.com
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And how much will you pay me for this service?
iloveaudioadrenline: nothing! u know what forget it i will just always think of u as a liar!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wait a minute!
iloveaudioadrenline: WHAT?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I understand now - you are jealous of the hothot sexy times that Monica and I had!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: We can make it a threesome, if you like?
iloveaudioadrenline: nasty! i am not a lezzy never will be
iloveaudioadrenline: i like dick always have alwasys will
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: My dad has a dick!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: We can accomodate you.
iloveaudioadrenline: nasty
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And how much will you pay me for this service?
iloveaudioadrenline: zippo listen here freak ur discusting dog shit and a liar
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