020: Effigy

One thing Amber doesn't understand is why so many people want to masturbate to nude pictures of her when she'd be happy to cut off parts of her body and mail them around the world for sexual gratification. This English child model would not cease his requests, despite Amber having the best brithday idea ever.

andy_123_kid: i've nevr seen such a sexy gal
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What do you want for your birthday?
andy_123_kid: u lol
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Like my vagina and everything?
andy_123_kid: yeah
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That could happen!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am trying to figure out a way
andy_123_kid: im being serious
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Me too!
andy_123_kid: so do i get my birthday wish granted?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: For my pussy?
andy_123_kid: i just want u, all of your body
andy_123_kid: i want 2 see your beuatiful body in all its glory
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Well, I can't mail you my whole body, but I can mail you my pussy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will go to the kitchen and cut it off
andy_123_kid: no i mean photos!!!!!!!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I thought you wanted ME, not photos!
andy_123_kid: i do, but can i have nude pix too?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why would you need nude pix if you had my pussy there to fuck?
andy_123_kid: because i couldnt see your sweet face
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I could cut that off too
andy_123_kid: dont be silly
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am not being silly! I like you a lot, andy_123_kid!
andy_123_kid: thanx, can u email me some pix though?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will mail you some things for real! My face and my pussy!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Then you can put my face on a watermelon or cantaloupe and kiss it
andy_123_kid: a photo u mean?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, I am going to take a knife and peel off my face
andy_123_kid: hold on, have u got nude pics?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes! But you will not need them, because I am going to give you my pussy FOR REAL!
andy_123_kid: but that will hurt u and i wont like it becasue its not gonna be the same
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes, it will! I am going to cut my pussy off and then you are going to staple it to a piece of liver out of the fridge and have sex with it.
andy_123_kid: right - forget your real pussy, can u just email me some pix instead?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, no! I want you to have a special birthday!
andy_123_kid: ok, can we have cyber now?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I want you to have the REAL THING!
andy_123_kid: right i dont want your real body at this moment, can u just send some nude pix in an email, and then next u can send your real one?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, no, no! I want your birthday to be special! I want you to build a mannequin and attach my face, vagina and tits to it, which I will cut off and send FedEx to you.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And then you will make love to it!
andy_123_kid: ok, so will u send some nudes so i know what the real thing looks like
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: NO, don't you understand! I am a virgin and I don't want you beating off before we do it!
andy_123_kid: i wont
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't trust you.
andy_123_kid: please
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I need your good hot loving first.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: On my effigy that you build.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So where should I mail these severed parts?
andy_123_kid: andy-kitching@xxxxx.xx.uk
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, no, no. I need a REAL ADDRESS! These are parts of my body!
andy_123_kid: i dont have an address, im an actor and spend my ahole time on the road, in hotels etc
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Your a-hole time?
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