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022: Eleven Inches
This one cracked me up. If you have an eleven-inch penis, why are you resorting to cybersex with underage girls to
slake your deviant lusts? This college student sure didn't know what to make of Amber's mockery of his imaginary dong,
and eventually his frustrations became too much to bear. Also note: starting conversations with "Wazzzup" generally rubs
Amber the wrong way.
chestertnc: wazzup
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wazzzzzuuup! Where's the beef?
chestertnc: u look pretty good in that pic
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Thank you!
chestertnc: though i shouldn't say that cause your just lil younger than me, but you look to good not say anything
chestertnc: i got a pic on profile but it is from high schoo and i look a lil different now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are cute!
chestertnc: thanxs
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Such a nice neck!
chestertnc: thanx, thats a first
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It is so bull-like!
chestertnc: oh, well i do workout 5 days a week, i better look that way
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you get all sweaty in the gym?
chestertnc: yep
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do all the men look at you?
chestertnc: not at school, cuase i would kick thier ass, but people i don't know have hit on me before
chestertnc: why did u ask me that
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Just curious. Gay men really make me horny
chestertnc: u know you sound like a horny girl
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You could make me horny if you did the right stuff
chestertnc: baby, i have never been turned down, i make every chick horny
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really!
chestertnc: when i go to frat parties, i go home with a different chick every time
chestertnc: its great
chestertnc: though u probably won't believe it, but i have 11 in. added to my weight
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are only 11 inches tall?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So cute!
chestertnc: no, i have 11 in. hanging
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: From your ears?
chestertnc: between my legs, hahahahahah
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Like a doody?
chestertnc: i give up, cause u might not even now what to do with it if u saw it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I don't want to do anything with your doody, I want to suck your cock!
chestertnc: well thats more like it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But you're going to have to get rid of that 11 inch turd you've got hanging.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's really gross,
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am not some sicko into poop play
chestertnc: don't worry i have no 11 in turd hanging in
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you wiped?
chestertnc: i have an 11 in dick
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Oh! I get it!
chestertnc: not yet, but i am sure u could
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: "Dick" is your word for poopy!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Are you on the toilet?
chestertnc: no i am not on the toilet
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you're just walking around your house with that thing hanging between your legs?
chestertnc: no turd, just my dick
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where did the turd go? Did you just leave it on the floor?
chestertnc: i never had one
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You've never taken a poop? That must be painful!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Maybe that's why you've got this 11-inch turd waiting to be free. Go let it out.
chestertnc: i really want to make u scream my name now
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Let's do it.
chestertnc: so do u just moan or scream
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes and yes.
chestertnc: i don't know my 11 in turd might get in the way, lol
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's exactly what I was thinking!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's really gross.
chestertnc: so tell me, what is the craziest thing u have ever done
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I once deep-throated 11 inches
chestertnc: really, so how did the turd taste
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? No, this was a penis. They do get that big.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm sure you wouldn't know.
chestertnc: I KNOW I HAVE ONE IN MY PANTS THAT BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So go to the bathroom and flush it!
chestertnc: my dick is that big
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you have two 11-inch things hanging between your legs!
chestertnc: no just my dick, no turd, never was a turd, today at least
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you have walked around with turds hanging out of your ass before?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Because I don't mind telling you, that's pretty sick.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: When are we going to have cybersex?
chestertnc: i can't, i am in a room full of people at college
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So whip it out under the desk!
chestertnc: maybe u can send me a pic though
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Not until you get me off, turdy!
chestertnc: no, someone is sitting on each side of me
chestertnc: but i will get you off
chestertnc: my name isn't turdy, either
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So get me off!
chestertnc: ok do u like fuck rough or passionatly
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Both
chestertnc: well, your getting it hardcore today
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Great!
chestertnc: i am ripping your clothes off
chestertnc: i push u on your knees
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Huh.
chestertnc: are u gonna take my pants off and suck my dick or not
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am a little distracted by that dangling turd
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But I'll do my best.
chestertnc: ok
chestertnc: thats enough, i wanna hear u scream
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I take your pants off, looking at the huge bulge in your underwear
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wow! That's one of the biggest I've ever seen!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I feverishly pull off your underwear to reveal...
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: ...a giant, brown stinky turd mashed up against your buttcheeks!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wow!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's totally perverted!
chestertnc: well, i just went down quick
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Went down on me!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's so sexy of you!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do it!
chestertnc: i stick my tongue in your pussy, i am playing with your g spot with my tougue
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wow!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am squealing with pleasure!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Are you ready to stick it in me yet?
chestertnc: i pin u up against the wall
chestertnc: i stick in u
chestertnc: i start fucking
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I squeal with disgust as you attempt to cram your nasty turd into my pussy! There's shit all over my pussy lips! You are nasty!
chestertnc: ok thats enough
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes it is! You are very bad at making a girl feel sexy!
chestertnc: whatever, your the one bringing in the turd
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: It's not hanging between MY legs, dude.
chestertnc: not mine either
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You said it was!
chestertnc: no i didn't
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Scroll up, dude. I'll repeat it for you:
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: chestertnc: I have a big 11 inch turd hanging between my legs
chestertnc: ok, i didn't say that
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yes you did!
chestertnc: and i am tired of the games
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am too! I thought you were going to give me a good fucking!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Instead all you do is nasty poop stuff.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You have a problem.
chestertnc: i would if u would have never brought up the turd, cause i never said it
chestertnc: i don't think so , u do
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Dude, yes you did. Here's another message you wrote:
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: chestertnc: I really want to mush my turd all over your pussy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's just sick.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I'm going to tell Yahoo about the sick stuff you typed to me.
chestertnc: whatever
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And they ill kick you off
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Why didn't you just have normal sex with me?
chestertnc: whatever
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I was so horny.
chestertnc: must not have been to horny, cause i didn't say those things
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I was so wet in my pussy!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And you just wanted to take a crap in my gash.
chestertnc: well i have had enough
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I haven't cum yet. You sed you would get me off.
chestertnc: well, u keep bring up something i never said
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Dude, don't lie. Just stick your cock in and fuck me hard doggy style.
chestertnc: ok, but bring that stupid thing up and i will quit
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Okay.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: If you don't talk about it I won't.
chestertnc: ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will try to ignore it
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: hanging there
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: all brown and smelly
chestertnc: i am done
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You came?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's very rude.
chestertnc: no
chestertnc: you brought it up and i never said that
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: All I brought up was needing to get fucked hard doggy style.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You're the guy who can't hold it in until he gets to the bathroom.
chestertnc: talk to me when your not going to talk to me like this
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: When I'm not horny?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You can't get hard for me? Is that the problem?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Am I not sexy enough for you?
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