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023: Infallible Shit
This broken-English Italian wasn't giving me very much to work with so I decided to take a few cracks at Catholicism
en route to the cybersex. Unfortunately, I don't know if he was just too stupid to understand what I was saying or
didn't care, but the idea of this guy eating the Pope's shit is a very comforting one.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where are you from?
ninnnu2000: italy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are Italian?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Do you like the Pope?
ninnnu2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you kiss the Pope?
ninnnu2000: yes
ninnnu2000: i kiss you
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: On the mouth?
ninnnu2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You would kiss the Pope on the mouth.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: With tongue?
ninnnu2000: what?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You love the Pope.
ninnnu2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you rub his buttocks with your bare hands?
ninnnu2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you rub his anus opening?
ninnnu2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you put your tongue on the Pope's anus opening?
ninnnu2000: no i whant fuck your pussy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I thought you loved the Pope?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I will not fuck anybody who does not love the Pope.
ninnnu2000: i love your pussy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I know that, but you must love the Pope as much as you love my pussy.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you put your tongue on my pussy?
ninnnu2000: yes
ninnnu2000: like
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you put your tongue on the Pope's anus opening?
ninnnu2000: yes but frist in your pussy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You do love the Pope!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you let the Pope shit in your mouth?
ninnnu2000: no
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Then I cannot send you any pics of me.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: The Pope's excreta is holy and infallible - it is what they make communion wafers out of.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You take communion, right?
ninnnu2000: yes
ninnnu2000: you pic
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you would let the Pope take a big old dump in your mouth?
ninnnu2000: no
ninnnu2000: i whant your pussy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But I am a devout Catholic.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: And cannot give my pussy to anybody who does not love the Pope as much as I do.
ninnnu2000: ok i hav
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You would let the Pope pinch a mammoth brown turd in your mouth?
ninnnu2000: ye
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you swallow it or spit it out?
ninnnu2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: No, that wasn't a yes or no question. Swallow or spit?
ninnnu2000: what swallow?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you eat the Pope's big brown shit or spit it out on the floor?
ninnnu2000: spit
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really?
ninnnu2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You would spit the holy grogan of the Pope on the floor?
ninnnu2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That is a mortal sin!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Would you suck the Pope's cock?
ninnnu2000: yes
ninnnu2000: you?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Of course!
ninnnu2000: suck
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you would commit a gay act and put your filthy mouth on the Pope's holy cock?
ninnnu2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That is so wrong.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Don't you read the Bible?
ninnnu2000: yes
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So you know that a man should not lie down with another man!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That includes sucking dick, even if it is holy dick!
ninnnu2000: no pussy
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Pussy is OK, but you said you would suck the Pope's holy cock-sausage.
ninnnu2000: you pics
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I cannot send pictures to a homosexual blasphemer with his mouth full of shit.
ninnnu2000: ok bye
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