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024: Up And Down
Possibly the worst cybersex ever, this kid was so staggeringly unerotic that I really didn't even know what to say to him.
Luckily he helped me out by keeping up the sexy action. You can always sort of tell the people who have at least some
brief exposure to the sex act - Firehawk906 is not one of them.
firehawk906: ok
firehawk906: (puts dick in pussy)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Subtle and understated.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You must be a hit at parties.
firehawk906: yep
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So is that how you have sex?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You just cram it in?
firehawk906: either way
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: "either way?"
firehawk906: well w condom
firehawk906: but this time w/o
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: But you just cram your limp dick right in holes?
firehawk906: well once
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Once?
firehawk906: well no thay was my brother typin
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: What? Are you and your brother jerking each other off?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Fag.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Double fags.
firehawk906: he is i'm not
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Fagermint twins.
firehawk906: ready?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah!
firehawk906: (puts dick in pussy)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: That's not how it works.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Ouch.
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: I am utterly unlubricated.
firehawk906: w/o the condom it will do that
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Really?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where did you get this information?
firehawk906: i have it in
firehawk906: (up and down)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Wait wait wait. Up and down?
firehawk906: ok
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: You are missing some important steps
firehawk906: what?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Have you ever had sex before?
firehawk906: i learned it in 6th grade
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Did you pass?
firehawk906: A+
firehawk906: u know the male class
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Excuse me?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: So - what did you learn in this sexology exhibition?
firehawk906: yeah
firehawk906: u ready?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Yeah!
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Give it to me!
firehawk906: (puts dick in pussy)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Again?
firehawk906: yea
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (up and down)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (in and out)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (left and right)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (communism and capitalism)
firehawk906: (up and down)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (ike and tina)
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (snake and bacon)
firehawk906: ohh baby
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (chicken and biscuits)
firehawk906: oh baby yea
firehawk906: oh baby u want it hard?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Let me guess?
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: (UP AND DOWN)
firehawk906: oh baby scream
a_m_b_e_r_4_e_v_e_r: Where is your penis again? I forgot.
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