If Amber could turn into a panther this wouldn't be happening.
He doesn't make a good ottoman, but this African man is willing to give it his best.
043: Relative Elasticity
A Hindu gentleman is totally willing to make out with Amber even though she looks like a Zagnut bar made of human flesh.
Amber's father gives her the gift of life, in a less traditional sense. A young man from Guam tries to help.
041: Hippie Island
And now it's a rescue mission, as Amber's bearded husbands don't want to let her go.
040: Recurrent Short Term Full Aphasic Memory Disorder
A lesbian encounter is ruined by a trip to the brain doctor.
039: Rap Against Terror
Was there a lot of freedom in those buildings in New York that blew up?
038: To Spite Her Face
A young man is confronted with the face of deformity and he doesn't like it very much.
037: Art Opening
Art is complicated and normal people sometimes can't understand it.
036: Letters To Amber
Block sender. Block sender. Block sender.
035: The Legend Of Cooter Joe
Real estate's getting steep in San Diego.
034: Visited By Zeus
Amber's womb must remain pure for the divine seed. Sorry.
033: Join the Hive
Insects are all around us.
032: Letters From Islam
Amber has become the Salman Rushdie of cybersex.
031: Delicious Face Style
Soccer is dangerous sometimes. So is kissing Amber.
030: One-Woman Air Hockey
A new sport for the love of a clueless coach.
Sex with the inside of the body, for lesbians.
028: Travis The Fag
Coming to terms with teenage homosexuality.
027: Waterskiing Accident
An utterly destroyed vagina is no way to live.
026: The Candy Man
I'm not a girl. Neither are you.
025: Dragon Worrier
He typed his name in the dark and now he's stuck with it.
024: Up And Down
If only sex was that easy.
023: Infallible Shit
Catholic devotion and scat fetishes for Italians.
022: Eleven Inches
Hanging between he legs is not what he wants it to be.
021: Sperm In Your Computer
Permanent hardware damage and the largest dong ever.
Build your own Amber with the help of a knife.
019: French Lesbian Camp
The counselors were nice. Amber's true love?
It's all fake, right? Possibly not.
017: The Hunter
A tribute in blood for America's sexiest girl.
016: French Roleplaying
ADD is what my brother has. This is something else.
015: Movie Star
Amber on the casting couch, forgetting her lines.
014: Gary Coleman Chicken Nugget
The language of love has many forms.
013: Bob The Only
Will you dress like a little girl so Dad can beat you up?
012: I Want You Gay
Lesbians are hot, why aren't gay men?
011: Christian Cybersex
Using the Good Book to have a good time.
010: Cerebral Palsy
Please do not come to the hospital and rape me.
009: Toodle Pip
A bloody good rogering on all sides.
008: Islam Sucks
Mohammed doesn't take it up the rear? Who knew?
007: Rap Cyber
Your ass my dick will take/have you guessed that I'm a fake?
006: DJ Johnny Vagina Carrot
A terrible insertion and the police are called.
005: Nico, The Super Hero
There aren't any French superheroes. I think I know why.
004: Dennis from GR
Early experiments in misguided nationalism.
003: Swarms Of Niggers
Of course, she means African Americans. Swarms of them.
002: Hindu Tidbits
Ganesha is not pleased.
001: Only Poetry Stops Rape
That was a very nice poem. Here is Amber.