045: Dadimal If Amber could turn into a panther this wouldn't be happening. 044: Man-Furniture He doesn't make a good ottoman, but this African man is willing to give it his best. 043: Relative Elasticity A Hindu gentleman is totally willing to make out with Amber even though she looks like a Zagnut bar made of human flesh. 042: Frankenboyfriend Amber's father gives her the gift of life, in a less traditional sense. A young man from Guam tries to help. 041: Hippie Island And now it's a rescue mission, as Amber's bearded husbands don't want to let her go. 040: Recurrent Short Term Full Aphasic Memory Disorder A lesbian encounter is ruined by a trip to the brain doctor. 039: Rap Against Terror Was there a lot of freedom in those buildings in New York that blew up? 038: To Spite Her Face A young man is confronted with the face of deformity and he doesn't like it very much. 037: Art Opening Art is complicated and normal people sometimes can't understand it. 036: Letters To Amber Block sender. Block sender. Block sender. 035: The Legend Of Cooter Joe Real estate's getting steep in San Diego. 034: Visited By Zeus Amber's womb must remain pure for the divine seed. Sorry. 033: Join the Hive Insects are all around us. 032: Letters From Islam Amber has become the Salman Rushdie of cybersex. 031: Delicious Face Style Soccer is dangerous sometimes. So is kissing Amber. 030: One-Woman Air Hockey A new sport for the love of a clueless coach. 029: Intestinalingus Sex with the inside of the body, for lesbians. 028: Travis The Fag Coming to terms with teenage homosexuality. 027: Waterskiing Accident An utterly destroyed vagina is no way to live. 026: The Candy Man I'm not a girl. Neither are you. 025: Dragon Worrier He typed his name in the dark and now he's stuck with it. 024: Up And Down If only sex was that easy. 023: Infallible Shit Catholic devotion and scat fetishes for Italians. 022: Eleven Inches Hanging between he legs is not what he wants it to be. 021: Sperm In Your Computer Permanent hardware damage and the largest dong ever. 020: Effigy Build your own Amber with the help of a knife. 019: French Lesbian Camp The counselors were nice. Amber's true love? 018: Wrestling It's all fake, right? Possibly not. 017: The Hunter A tribute in blood for America's sexiest girl. 016: French Roleplaying ADD is what my brother has. This is something else. 015: Movie Star Amber on the casting couch, forgetting her lines. 014: Gary Coleman Chicken Nugget The language of love has many forms. 013: Bob The Only Will you dress like a little girl so Dad can beat you up? 012: I Want You Gay Lesbians are hot, why aren't gay men? 011: Christian Cybersex Using the Good Book to have a good time. 010: Cerebral Palsy Please do not come to the hospital and rape me. 009: Toodle Pip A bloody good rogering on all sides. 008: Islam Sucks Mohammed doesn't take it up the rear? Who knew? 007: Rap Cyber Your ass my dick will take/have you guessed that I'm a fake? 006: DJ Johnny Vagina Carrot A terrible insertion and the police are called. 005: Nico, The Super Hero There aren't any French superheroes. I think I know why. 004: Dennis from GR Early experiments in misguided nationalism. 003: Swarms Of Niggers Of course, she means African Americans. Swarms of them. 002: Hindu Tidbits Ganesha is not pleased. 001: Only Poetry Stops Rape That was a very nice poem. Here is Amber.