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 Rabbit Print High-quality digital output print on acid-free archival cardstock of the greatest painting I have ever done. The original measures 14" x 40" but I had to shrink it a bit for this print, which is 4 3/4" x 13 1/2". Signed and numbered in an edition of 50 and mailed flat in a protective sleeve. See the big version here. $14.
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 Red Eye, Black Eye Probably the only graphic novel to be praised by both Perez Hilton and the Comics Journal, you can now get copies of my 304-page debut directly from me for... cover price! But I will sign them! A rollicking travel tale that's alternately ribald and moribund, you will dig it to hell and back. $20.
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 KSOFM B&W 32-page mega-comic with hand-painted covers, inset prints, all sorts of goodies. "Like reading a Led Zeppelin song" say critics, and you will agree as you experience this strange tale of climbing, stabbing, and being embarrassed by a huge monster. What does the title stand for? You will find out! $6.
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 Evil Video Home-made video compliation (region free DVD) of two hours of clips from dozens of insane media outlets, from low-fi puppet dog smut to Zodiac songs, crippling backyard wrestling to disturbing retard dance parties. Don't show this to your mom. $20 DVD
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 Evil Video 2 Two more hours of global strangeness and atrocity, from Turkish Spider-Man to midgets tongue-kissing, rock & roll demon fighting to the Fat Boyz twisting, plus more of what you loved from Volume 1 (no repeated material, though). Don't show this to your mom either. $20 DVD
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 Evil Video 3 After over two years of work, the third and most terrifying volume in the Evil Video series is complete! Midget vampires! Exploding heads! Christian pirates! Retards wrestling while covered in glitter! Osama Bin Laden! And a live poetry performance from Lord Rexington Fear! You will not believe it. $20 DVD. Watch the trailer.
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 Evil Video 4 The first in the series to be created entirely digitally, this kaleidoscope of terror features: Ipecac abuse! Retarded robots! Intense racism! A message to the future - from the future! Or something! The retarded! The infirm! The clueless! And the most lovingly rendered CGI vaginal fluids ever. $20 DVD. Watch the trailer.
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 Evil Video FOUR-PACK Save ten dollars by ordering all four Evil Videos at once with this special deal. Get eight hours of the craziest found footage you will ever see in your life. Guaranteed to be the life or death of any party. $70 DVD
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 Dragonguyver: Struggle And Fall 2CD Unbelievable record adapting the teenage angst lyrics of the Dragonguyver into beautiful (and sometimes ugly) music. Learn more about it here. $20.
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 R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet" Starring Batman (Abridged). Much-lauded full-color minicomic telling the tragic tale of R. Kelly's most fantastic song, starring Batman and all his friends and foes. 16 pages, full color, amazing, $2.
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 Fear A cardboard box of these mysterious anthologies showed up on my doorstep and I don't know who's responsible for them. 88-page, 23-artist comic adaptations of the LiveJournal of a certain Lord Rexington F.. Truly amazing in every way. Color cover, stickers, more. $5
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 K. Thor Jensen Wrestling Postcards Set of five incredibly lurid, bloody, intense postcards printed on high-quality 100lb cardstock, suitable for mailing or framing. Specify in the order a wrestler and I will do a sketch of them for you. Dozens of satisfied customers. $8
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