This was the old introduction to the site. I was unhappy.

Hi! My name is Thor and I'm about as dumb as can be! I've done so many terrible, terrible things that it's not even funny anymore! Ha ha! As if it wasn't enough that I've played in some of the worst rock bands in all recorded history, created a litter of mewling deformed kittens disguised as "comics" and "zines," performed a number of inane performance actions, and blew through a host of jobs in three short years, I've also made a total hash of my personal life! I ruined it! I'm going to die unloved and alone! Read my stories and find out why!